____ loves you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.
____ thinks that Valentine's Day is a stupid holiday, but I still want something.
____ Just to be different, I pout about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives.
___ A VALENTINE'S DAY POEM: Carnations are red. These poems are stupid. On this special day. I’d like to choke Cupid.
____ just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine's Day: I'm exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.
____ If Cupid is so great, where is HIS girlfriend?
____ It's Valentine's Day AND Monday? Great! *sarcasm*
Funny Valentine's Day Quotes:
____ "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." -Jay Leno
____ "Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything." -Jon Stewart